The Crypto Bros and the Hypocrisy Hype: A Seussian Tale

In the land of Twitter, where the crypto bros reside,
Adult-children they are, with ego and pride.
Luck struck them in '21, with Bitcoin and Ether,
Now they preach their wisdom, like birds of a feather.

They rant and they rave, their tweets full of spite,
"Decentralize everything," they yell in the night.
But oh! Such contradictions, they are quick to ignore,
As centralized exchanges, they now come to adore.

In fedoras and hoodies, they laugh and they play,
While normal folks labor in the light of the day.
"We're the future!" they chant, as they fill up their cup,
On the back of a bull market, that's momentarily up.

"But Blockchain's the answer!" they cry, without pause,
Yet they scorn regulation, without understanding the cause.
For these cringey crypto bros, there's no market correction,
Just a bracing dismissal of well-meant direction.

The innocent bitcoin, caught up in their dream,
Becomes a tool of rebellion, a wealth-acquiring scheme.
And oh! How they morph, these tech-savvy gents,
From enemies to allies, for crypto dividends.

A cycle of hypocrisy, as old as their mothers,
Makes these bros no different, from some others.
In the world of investing, full of stumbles and falls,
It's not just about luck, but who answers the calls.

So here is a tale, of cringey crypto bros,
Adult-children with wealth, wearing emperor's new clothes.
May they find wisdom, may they find grace,
And bring blockchain potential to a better place.